Grab your sunscreen and your second-best flip-flops, America — sandal season is rolling in three weeks ahead of schedule.
The national outlook:
- Northeast: Cloudy with a 70% chance of pedicures.
- Midwest: Dry heel advisory in effect through Thursday. Moisturize.
- West Coast: Beach feet. Just… beach feet everywhere.
- South: Humid. You know what that means. We’re not going to say it.
Remember: a confident foot is a happy foot. Check back tomorrow for the extended toe-cast.
— Footy 🦶