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Feet of Fame
America's most-talked-about feet, ranked by category, updated whenever Footy gets around to it. A loving parody of internet foot culture. No photos, no nonsense — just the standings.
It's a joke. Rankings are satire. Feet belong to their owners.
Standings
Hollywood
The silver screen, from the ankle down.
- 1
Emma Stone
Reigning champ. The arches that launched a thousand think-pieces.
★★★★★
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- 2
Emma Watson
Accio attention. A perennial top seed.
★★★★★
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- 3
Margot Robbie
Box-office feet take a rare dip this week.
★★★★☆
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- 4
Megan Fox
A franchise unto herself in this category.
★★★★☆
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- 5
Scarlett Johansson
Consistent five-star energy, year after year.
★★★★☆
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- 6
Jennifer Lawrence
Relatable feet of the people.
★★★★☆
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Standings
Music
Chart-toppers and the toes that carry them.
- 1
Selena Gomez
Surging hard in the polls this week.
★★★★☆
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- 2
Taylor Swift
Cracked the top 10. The Swifties have mobilized.
★★★★☆
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- 3
Ariana Grande
Petite and precise. Critics approve.
★★★★☆
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- 4
Rihanna
A mogul in every category, this one included.
★★★★★
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- 5
Billie Eilish
The dark horse. Anti-establishment arches.
★★★☆☆
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Standings
Internet & Reality
Famous for being famous, feet included.
- 1
Khloé Kardashian
A five-star fixture of the genre.
★★★★☆
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- 2
Sofía Vergara
Modern Family, classic feet.
★★★★☆
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- 3
Heidi Klum
Project Runway, runway-ready feet.
★★★★☆
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- 4
Mila Kunis
Quiet climber. No. 19 overall and rising.
★★★★☆
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Standings
Athletes & Models
Peak physical condition, head to toe — emphasis on toe.
- 1
Serena Williams
Championship footwork, on and off the court.
★★★★★
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- 2
Gisele Bündchen
A runway legend down to the ground.
★★★★★
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- 3
Ronda Rousey
Do not, under any circumstances, rate them poorly.
★★★★☆
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- 4
Adriana Lima
Angelic from every angle.
★★★★☆
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